Jokes about dating and being single
Is that really a problem in this country - men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?
- Hugh Grant - There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing.
A: There isn't enough time Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to work it Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: They irritate the shit out of you Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Q: What's the best way to force a male to do sit ups?
A: They don't stop and ask for directions Q: How are men and parking spots alike? Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small. A: A tourist Q: What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing? A: Put the remote control between his toes Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Q: Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize an egg?
- Henry Kissinger I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. " -Arnold Schwarzenegger Honesty is the key to a relationship. - Courteney Cox, as Monica on "Friends" Hockey is a sport for white men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
- Barbara Bush And God said, "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me.
Q: What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? And he better not even think about spending a Saturday night without you, because what will you do? You will pick out his clothes, tell him which route to take, tell him which of his friends are a bad influence, and call his boss when you think he isn’t living up to his full potential at work. If it’s meant to be, you shouldn’t have to do anything out of the ordinary in order for it to happen. You can stay safely inside your comfort zone and never go anywhere but home and work, and your soul mate will still come along." - Patricia Arquette Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
- Robert De Niro In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra.- Jack Nicholson My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading.